How can I encourage responsible business practices among necromancers?
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I am DONNA TRUMPET, the first female present of the United states reborn, and one of the greatest leaders in world history. I have managed to recently pass the 103rd amendment to our constitution that allows private contractors, known as necromancers, the right to do business in our country. Despite the continued complaints of the lamestream media ( violation of workers rights, dignity of the deceased, and other such nonsense that liberals typically worry about) I have secured enough votes to pass legislation through. Licensed practitioners can, for a fee, resurrect a person back from the dead. This process involves various materials being used in a ritual, and must be continued to be performed at various times of the year to maintain undeath. The ritual completely restores that person's faculties, such as memories, skills, etc. This process is used for various purposes, such as cheap labor, provide testimony in a murder trial, increase the number of registered voters in a county, or to simply give someone a second chance at life.
However, there have been a few hiccups along the way. Many disreputable necromancers have put the policy at risk with their business practices. Some after taking a client's money, do a half-assed job of the ritual, bringing back a mindless zombie rather than a fully fledged being. Others sabotage their own ritual in order to make the body decay faster than normal, making the repeated rituals more frequent in order to milk the client of more money. Others perform their practice perfectly, but continue to raise their fares for repeated rituals to exploit their customers. Loved ones of the undead individual would have no choice but to continue paying higher rates, lest lose their family member to the grave once again.
How can I encourage better practices among these practitioners and allow for more accountability?
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I am DONNA TRUMPET, the first female present of the United states reborn, and one of the greatest leaders in world history. I have managed to recently pass the 103rd amendment to our constitution that allows private contractors, known as necromancers, the right to do business in our country. Despite the continued complaints of the lamestream media ( violation of workers rights, dignity of the deceased, and other such nonsense that liberals typically worry about) I have secured enough votes to pass legislation through. Licensed practitioners can, for a fee, resurrect a person back from the dead. This process involves various materials being used in a ritual, and must be continued to be performed at various times of the year to maintain undeath. The ritual completely restores that person's faculties, such as memories, skills, etc. This process is used for various purposes, such as cheap labor, provide testimony in a murder trial, increase the number of registered voters in a county, or to simply give someone a second chance at life.
However, there have been a few hiccups along the way. Many disreputable necromancers have put the policy at risk with their business practices. Some after taking a client's money, do a half-assed job of the ritual, bringing back a mindless zombie rather than a fully fledged being. Others sabotage their own ritual in order to make the body decay faster than normal, making the repeated rituals more frequent in order to milk the client of more money. Others perform their practice perfectly, but continue to raise their fares for repeated rituals to exploit their customers. Loved ones of the undead individual would have no choice but to continue paying higher rates, lest lose their family member to the grave once again.
How can I encourage better practices among these practitioners and allow for more accountability?
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Aren't responsible business practices another rant from the lamestream media?
– L.Dutch♦
10 hours ago
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If you want to regulate necromancers, then you probably shouldn't have enshrined a right to practice in the 103rd Amendment. Seems like that's going to be interpreted as an absolute. Instead, the amendment should specify the actual individual rights that are being proscribed (or created), and let the Congress handle the details of implementation and regulation. Note that any voting rights of the dead should be specified in the amendment.
– user535733
10 hours ago
-1 not enough ALL CAPS.
– Nic Hartley
7 hours ago
Besides @user535733's points, you're going to need a DNR (Do Not Resuscitate) equivalent, or extend it to cover necromancy. I might not want to come back! And this does strange things to the death penalty, possibly. There was one Sci-Fi short story I read (thought it was Zahn, but I can't recall), where (chemically/electronically) raised zombies were a thing, and used as movie extras/assembly line robots/pleasure bots - big companies were just buying the rights from poor families, or putting it into employment contracts...
– Clockwork-Muse
7 hours ago
Replace "necromancer" with "contractor" or "mechanic", and "zombie" with the appropriate noun, and you already have a good model of how things will shake out.
– Nuclear Wang
5 hours ago
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I am DONNA TRUMPET, the first female present of the United states reborn, and one of the greatest leaders in world history. I have managed to recently pass the 103rd amendment to our constitution that allows private contractors, known as necromancers, the right to do business in our country. Despite the continued complaints of the lamestream media ( violation of workers rights, dignity of the deceased, and other such nonsense that liberals typically worry about) I have secured enough votes to pass legislation through. Licensed practitioners can, for a fee, resurrect a person back from the dead. This process involves various materials being used in a ritual, and must be continued to be performed at various times of the year to maintain undeath. The ritual completely restores that person's faculties, such as memories, skills, etc. This process is used for various purposes, such as cheap labor, provide testimony in a murder trial, increase the number of registered voters in a county, or to simply give someone a second chance at life.
However, there have been a few hiccups along the way. Many disreputable necromancers have put the policy at risk with their business practices. Some after taking a client's money, do a half-assed job of the ritual, bringing back a mindless zombie rather than a fully fledged being. Others sabotage their own ritual in order to make the body decay faster than normal, making the repeated rituals more frequent in order to milk the client of more money. Others perform their practice perfectly, but continue to raise their fares for repeated rituals to exploit their customers. Loved ones of the undead individual would have no choice but to continue paying higher rates, lest lose their family member to the grave once again.
How can I encourage better practices among these practitioners and allow for more accountability?
reality-check economy
I am DONNA TRUMPET, the first female present of the United states reborn, and one of the greatest leaders in world history. I have managed to recently pass the 103rd amendment to our constitution that allows private contractors, known as necromancers, the right to do business in our country. Despite the continued complaints of the lamestream media ( violation of workers rights, dignity of the deceased, and other such nonsense that liberals typically worry about) I have secured enough votes to pass legislation through. Licensed practitioners can, for a fee, resurrect a person back from the dead. This process involves various materials being used in a ritual, and must be continued to be performed at various times of the year to maintain undeath. The ritual completely restores that person's faculties, such as memories, skills, etc. This process is used for various purposes, such as cheap labor, provide testimony in a murder trial, increase the number of registered voters in a county, or to simply give someone a second chance at life.
However, there have been a few hiccups along the way. Many disreputable necromancers have put the policy at risk with their business practices. Some after taking a client's money, do a half-assed job of the ritual, bringing back a mindless zombie rather than a fully fledged being. Others sabotage their own ritual in order to make the body decay faster than normal, making the repeated rituals more frequent in order to milk the client of more money. Others perform their practice perfectly, but continue to raise their fares for repeated rituals to exploit their customers. Loved ones of the undead individual would have no choice but to continue paying higher rates, lest lose their family member to the grave once again.
How can I encourage better practices among these practitioners and allow for more accountability?
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Aren't responsible business practices another rant from the lamestream media?
– L.Dutch♦
10 hours ago
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If you want to regulate necromancers, then you probably shouldn't have enshrined a right to practice in the 103rd Amendment. Seems like that's going to be interpreted as an absolute. Instead, the amendment should specify the actual individual rights that are being proscribed (or created), and let the Congress handle the details of implementation and regulation. Note that any voting rights of the dead should be specified in the amendment.
– user535733
10 hours ago
-1 not enough ALL CAPS.
– Nic Hartley
7 hours ago
Besides @user535733's points, you're going to need a DNR (Do Not Resuscitate) equivalent, or extend it to cover necromancy. I might not want to come back! And this does strange things to the death penalty, possibly. There was one Sci-Fi short story I read (thought it was Zahn, but I can't recall), where (chemically/electronically) raised zombies were a thing, and used as movie extras/assembly line robots/pleasure bots - big companies were just buying the rights from poor families, or putting it into employment contracts...
– Clockwork-Muse
7 hours ago
Replace "necromancer" with "contractor" or "mechanic", and "zombie" with the appropriate noun, and you already have a good model of how things will shake out.
– Nuclear Wang
5 hours ago
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Aren't responsible business practices another rant from the lamestream media?
– L.Dutch♦
10 hours ago
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If you want to regulate necromancers, then you probably shouldn't have enshrined a right to practice in the 103rd Amendment. Seems like that's going to be interpreted as an absolute. Instead, the amendment should specify the actual individual rights that are being proscribed (or created), and let the Congress handle the details of implementation and regulation. Note that any voting rights of the dead should be specified in the amendment.
– user535733
10 hours ago
-1 not enough ALL CAPS.
– Nic Hartley
7 hours ago
Besides @user535733's points, you're going to need a DNR (Do Not Resuscitate) equivalent, or extend it to cover necromancy. I might not want to come back! And this does strange things to the death penalty, possibly. There was one Sci-Fi short story I read (thought it was Zahn, but I can't recall), where (chemically/electronically) raised zombies were a thing, and used as movie extras/assembly line robots/pleasure bots - big companies were just buying the rights from poor families, or putting it into employment contracts...
– Clockwork-Muse
7 hours ago
Replace "necromancer" with "contractor" or "mechanic", and "zombie" with the appropriate noun, and you already have a good model of how things will shake out.
– Nuclear Wang
5 hours ago
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Aren't responsible business practices another rant from the lamestream media?
– L.Dutch♦
10 hours ago
Aren't responsible business practices another rant from the lamestream media?
– L.Dutch♦
10 hours ago
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If you want to regulate necromancers, then you probably shouldn't have enshrined a right to practice in the 103rd Amendment. Seems like that's going to be interpreted as an absolute. Instead, the amendment should specify the actual individual rights that are being proscribed (or created), and let the Congress handle the details of implementation and regulation. Note that any voting rights of the dead should be specified in the amendment.
– user535733
10 hours ago
If you want to regulate necromancers, then you probably shouldn't have enshrined a right to practice in the 103rd Amendment. Seems like that's going to be interpreted as an absolute. Instead, the amendment should specify the actual individual rights that are being proscribed (or created), and let the Congress handle the details of implementation and regulation. Note that any voting rights of the dead should be specified in the amendment.
– user535733
10 hours ago
-1 not enough ALL CAPS.
– Nic Hartley
7 hours ago
-1 not enough ALL CAPS.
– Nic Hartley
7 hours ago
Besides @user535733's points, you're going to need a DNR (Do Not Resuscitate) equivalent, or extend it to cover necromancy. I might not want to come back! And this does strange things to the death penalty, possibly. There was one Sci-Fi short story I read (thought it was Zahn, but I can't recall), where (chemically/electronically) raised zombies were a thing, and used as movie extras/assembly line robots/pleasure bots - big companies were just buying the rights from poor families, or putting it into employment contracts...
– Clockwork-Muse
7 hours ago
Besides @user535733's points, you're going to need a DNR (Do Not Resuscitate) equivalent, or extend it to cover necromancy. I might not want to come back! And this does strange things to the death penalty, possibly. There was one Sci-Fi short story I read (thought it was Zahn, but I can't recall), where (chemically/electronically) raised zombies were a thing, and used as movie extras/assembly line robots/pleasure bots - big companies were just buying the rights from poor families, or putting it into employment contracts...
– Clockwork-Muse
7 hours ago
Replace "necromancer" with "contractor" or "mechanic", and "zombie" with the appropriate noun, and you already have a good model of how things will shake out.
– Nuclear Wang
5 hours ago
Replace "necromancer" with "contractor" or "mechanic", and "zombie" with the appropriate noun, and you already have a good model of how things will shake out.
– Nuclear Wang
5 hours ago
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The usual way you regulate services is through regulation.
Criminal penalties for unauthorized raising of the dead, necromancy without a license, and existing related crimes like fraud, hiding a corpse, etc.
Regulatory penalties like license suspension/revocation for unfair, deceptive, and/or predatory business practices or failed inspections for adequate/safe facilities and rite materials.
There are private forms of limited regulation, too, like insurance coverage for malpractice or general liability.
People being imperfect, case law will quickly establish precedents, too.
The way you improve business behavior is usually through trade groups. Not the shady ones that merely lobby government, but the active ones that seek to educate members on best practices, provide forums for members to share problems, and promote research and improvement in the field.
A similar vein of thought would be via software certifications. A software brand has a reputation and certifies users who have passed approved test and follow their guidelines. The software company provides support to certified users and promotes people to use certified users. This way people can prove their value and skills via the certification and gain employment using the reputation of the software company, and the software company benefits by not needing to directly hire and maintain employees. Just replace it all with Necromancers.
– Shadowzee
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TL;DR: Make doing the job right interesting for the necromancers.
Raising undead isn't simple. It harnesses some magical power from very weird places on the other side of the Existential Plane, and thus has some interesting side-effects.
One of them is resultant of the prolonged contact of the once living mind with the now undead body. This is something the universe actively fights against, trying to correct itself and pull it back in the regular state of normality. This manifestation of the "will of the universe" happens in the forms of Deathberries, small, crystalline growths that grow inside the body of intelligent, fully restored undead - and only them. More so, stress and unhappiness seem to stunt the growth of these things, so you can't exactly farm them. You have to do it right - a proper restoration, followed by a proper maturation period.
For the normal populace, those berries are worthless. For the necromancers, however, they can be used to fuel all sorts of different magic, and even be used to simplify the creation of other undead. All in all, the berries are stored potential, waiting to be harnessed.
This creates a interesting situation for the necromancers.
They have to give maintenance to their undead clients every once in a while, so they may ask to harvest the Deathberries during the restoration ritual in exchange for a hefty discount on the prices. Since the berries only grow on "healthy undead", they have a very strong incentive to keep their clients satisfied and properly treated so they keep coming for more. The better job the necromancer does, more they will reap later on when their client comes back. The more time is allowed between the rituals, the more berries the necromancer can reap at once, thus making it less efficient to harvest them often.
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They're licensed practitioners, the easy way to deal with licensed practitioners who breach the terms of their license is to revoke said license.
The usual ombudsman service should suffice. There's no reason why what works for telecommunications and water supplies shouldn't work for necromancy services after all.
Perhaps they're also in need of a trade association, to assist them in showing that they're reputable practitioners and in setting reasonable prices for their services.
Does It work for telecommunications?!?!
– T. Sar
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@T.Sar, yep, it means the service we get in the UK is just a bit crap rather than downright criminal.
– Separatrix
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Encourage competition, and make sure that antitrust laws are respected
Capitalism to the rescue!
It seems most problems you worry about are caused by necromancers either asking for outrageous fees, or deliberately performing subpar services to be able to demand fees more often.
However, if there is a healthy competition between them, they are forced to work for reasonable fees and provide adequate services, otherwise clients will go to competing necromancers.
This reminds me of shady car repair shops which deliberately do poor repairs so you will need them more often. If there are better and more honest repair shops in the area (and their reputation spreads), they will drive the shady ones out of business.
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Depends whether or not you want to be re-elected as president
The first solution that came to mind (not sure what that says about me) is to gather up a group of necromancers. Before they enter dress each one into exactly identical clothing and cover up every feature that tells them apart. Kill off about half of the necromancers and let the other halve resurrect them. Since they get resurrected with all their previous skills they should still be able to resurrect others. Kill off the other halve and repeat the process. The newly resurrected necromancers should have no other choice than to do exactly as their fine leader tells them.
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Why? If they've resurrected each without the magical input of the leader they needn't be loyal to them in any way.
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Since you're presumably a leader of the conservative party, you can encourage the Necromancer Guild to regulate itself. Allow necromancers to create state by state Revival Bar Associations, allow the public to rate the necromancers on Yelp, and even allow newly revived subjects to rate their revival experience. The guilds will eventually publish good revival guidelines and tariffs can be placed on foreign H-1B zombies in order to encourage ethical young wizards to enter the necromancy marketplace.
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There exists many quality laws in the european union, like how much curving is allowed to a banana to be selled there. Why not making one for the undead.
§ 08/15 The undead goods
The necromancer has to guarantee the live of his undead for 3 months. If the undead is dying earlier the customer, gets another for free or the full price back.
If the undead is damaged due to customer actions the warranty expires.
If the undead doesn't fit with the description (skills, power, knowlegde) the customer can return him for the full price.
The customer can always prolongue the contract, to the same price. No highering of the price is allowed. If the necromancer (business) sales the first month, it has to be especially stated, but isn't acknowledged as highering of the price.
If the necromancer (business) cannot provide the services anymore, the customer beomes the money refunded.
Hope this helps :)
How would #4 work with inflation?
– vsz
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If you were a reasonable person who believed in a free and open market: nothing.
So what if some cut rate necromancer is charging an arm and a leg for their services?!? Don’t pay! The worst thing that happens is you die, and then your family (or better yet, estate) can hire a better, cheaper, and/or more reputable necromancer.
Those dodgey necromancers get shitty yelp reviews and the open market quickly deals with the problem. Sure, there will be some cut rate necromancers preying on the poor with no other options, but still better than being dead, right?
And of course, being the leader of the free world, you can offer the very best of services to those who sign up to a decade or two of completely voluntary military service!
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- Control the resources used by the ritual itself.
- Register every individual that has been resurrected.
- Certification requires training.
- Resources are only acquirable by certified individuals with a strong cross-check on stock vs resurected.
- Enforce compulsory Warranties such as the resurrected must remain "alive", pass "psychological" examinations, and not have certain deterioration for at least x days - foregoing alternate reasons for failing such as a car crash.
- Criminalise certain practices such as raising mindless zombies, resurrection without a licence, carrying resurrection materials without authorisation.
- Fortify cemitaries, and morgues.
- Permit and establish support groups and unions for both the professionals, and the patients. This provides oversight, and a sense of community.
- Provide public system resurrection, with a set price. Permit private-system resurrections, they will have to be "better" to get clients.
- Require resurrections to be performed in front of other (frequently rotated) necromancers.
Just a few thoughts.
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If the legal system and economy is controlled by the far Right, then the Free Market will regulate the necromancers.
No one will pay for a half-assed job or one that doesn't last long enough, once they discover that the company they were thinking of using will not do what they advertise. I mean, wouldn't you check the company's Yelp rating before you get started? Every review comes from an honest customer (right?).
If you're unlucky (stupid) enough to be one of the first customers of a new company that doesn't do what they promised, you can always sue them. Since the legal system is also regulated by the Free Market, you will get the very best attorney you can afford. And so will the mega-corporation you're suing. All the judges will be the very best money can...I mean the best at legal stuff.
There will be no bias in the system because the Free Market fixes all ills. If you're dumb enough to pick a bad company, that's on you. Pick a better one next time a loved one dies.
This is the best answer and will fix everything. Or did you want an answer with suggestions that will actually work?
If Brazil is an example for anything, people will pay for a half-assed job that doesn't last long enough if they are even marginally cheaper. Or offer cookies. Or is somehow linked to their church. Or because it says "gluten-free necromancy" on their front window. Free Market works if you have a non-stupid populace, which is unfortunately not the case most of the time.
– T. Sar
7 hours ago
..And I may have missed a bit of sarcasm there, I think. Hm.
– T. Sar
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A bit of sarcasm? No way. I was going for full-frontal sarcasm.
– Cyn
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The usual way you regulate services is through regulation.
Criminal penalties for unauthorized raising of the dead, necromancy without a license, and existing related crimes like fraud, hiding a corpse, etc.
Regulatory penalties like license suspension/revocation for unfair, deceptive, and/or predatory business practices or failed inspections for adequate/safe facilities and rite materials.
There are private forms of limited regulation, too, like insurance coverage for malpractice or general liability.
People being imperfect, case law will quickly establish precedents, too.
The way you improve business behavior is usually through trade groups. Not the shady ones that merely lobby government, but the active ones that seek to educate members on best practices, provide forums for members to share problems, and promote research and improvement in the field.
A similar vein of thought would be via software certifications. A software brand has a reputation and certifies users who have passed approved test and follow their guidelines. The software company provides support to certified users and promotes people to use certified users. This way people can prove their value and skills via the certification and gain employment using the reputation of the software company, and the software company benefits by not needing to directly hire and maintain employees. Just replace it all with Necromancers.
– Shadowzee
1 hour ago
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The usual way you regulate services is through regulation.
Criminal penalties for unauthorized raising of the dead, necromancy without a license, and existing related crimes like fraud, hiding a corpse, etc.
Regulatory penalties like license suspension/revocation for unfair, deceptive, and/or predatory business practices or failed inspections for adequate/safe facilities and rite materials.
There are private forms of limited regulation, too, like insurance coverage for malpractice or general liability.
People being imperfect, case law will quickly establish precedents, too.
The way you improve business behavior is usually through trade groups. Not the shady ones that merely lobby government, but the active ones that seek to educate members on best practices, provide forums for members to share problems, and promote research and improvement in the field.
A similar vein of thought would be via software certifications. A software brand has a reputation and certifies users who have passed approved test and follow their guidelines. The software company provides support to certified users and promotes people to use certified users. This way people can prove their value and skills via the certification and gain employment using the reputation of the software company, and the software company benefits by not needing to directly hire and maintain employees. Just replace it all with Necromancers.
– Shadowzee
1 hour ago
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The usual way you regulate services is through regulation.
Criminal penalties for unauthorized raising of the dead, necromancy without a license, and existing related crimes like fraud, hiding a corpse, etc.
Regulatory penalties like license suspension/revocation for unfair, deceptive, and/or predatory business practices or failed inspections for adequate/safe facilities and rite materials.
There are private forms of limited regulation, too, like insurance coverage for malpractice or general liability.
People being imperfect, case law will quickly establish precedents, too.
The way you improve business behavior is usually through trade groups. Not the shady ones that merely lobby government, but the active ones that seek to educate members on best practices, provide forums for members to share problems, and promote research and improvement in the field.
The usual way you regulate services is through regulation.
Criminal penalties for unauthorized raising of the dead, necromancy without a license, and existing related crimes like fraud, hiding a corpse, etc.
Regulatory penalties like license suspension/revocation for unfair, deceptive, and/or predatory business practices or failed inspections for adequate/safe facilities and rite materials.
There are private forms of limited regulation, too, like insurance coverage for malpractice or general liability.
People being imperfect, case law will quickly establish precedents, too.
The way you improve business behavior is usually through trade groups. Not the shady ones that merely lobby government, but the active ones that seek to educate members on best practices, provide forums for members to share problems, and promote research and improvement in the field.
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A similar vein of thought would be via software certifications. A software brand has a reputation and certifies users who have passed approved test and follow their guidelines. The software company provides support to certified users and promotes people to use certified users. This way people can prove their value and skills via the certification and gain employment using the reputation of the software company, and the software company benefits by not needing to directly hire and maintain employees. Just replace it all with Necromancers.
– Shadowzee
1 hour ago
add a comment |
A similar vein of thought would be via software certifications. A software brand has a reputation and certifies users who have passed approved test and follow their guidelines. The software company provides support to certified users and promotes people to use certified users. This way people can prove their value and skills via the certification and gain employment using the reputation of the software company, and the software company benefits by not needing to directly hire and maintain employees. Just replace it all with Necromancers.
– Shadowzee
1 hour ago
A similar vein of thought would be via software certifications. A software brand has a reputation and certifies users who have passed approved test and follow their guidelines. The software company provides support to certified users and promotes people to use certified users. This way people can prove their value and skills via the certification and gain employment using the reputation of the software company, and the software company benefits by not needing to directly hire and maintain employees. Just replace it all with Necromancers.
– Shadowzee
1 hour ago
A similar vein of thought would be via software certifications. A software brand has a reputation and certifies users who have passed approved test and follow their guidelines. The software company provides support to certified users and promotes people to use certified users. This way people can prove their value and skills via the certification and gain employment using the reputation of the software company, and the software company benefits by not needing to directly hire and maintain employees. Just replace it all with Necromancers.
– Shadowzee
1 hour ago
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TL;DR: Make doing the job right interesting for the necromancers.
Raising undead isn't simple. It harnesses some magical power from very weird places on the other side of the Existential Plane, and thus has some interesting side-effects.
One of them is resultant of the prolonged contact of the once living mind with the now undead body. This is something the universe actively fights against, trying to correct itself and pull it back in the regular state of normality. This manifestation of the "will of the universe" happens in the forms of Deathberries, small, crystalline growths that grow inside the body of intelligent, fully restored undead - and only them. More so, stress and unhappiness seem to stunt the growth of these things, so you can't exactly farm them. You have to do it right - a proper restoration, followed by a proper maturation period.
For the normal populace, those berries are worthless. For the necromancers, however, they can be used to fuel all sorts of different magic, and even be used to simplify the creation of other undead. All in all, the berries are stored potential, waiting to be harnessed.
This creates a interesting situation for the necromancers.
They have to give maintenance to their undead clients every once in a while, so they may ask to harvest the Deathberries during the restoration ritual in exchange for a hefty discount on the prices. Since the berries only grow on "healthy undead", they have a very strong incentive to keep their clients satisfied and properly treated so they keep coming for more. The better job the necromancer does, more they will reap later on when their client comes back. The more time is allowed between the rituals, the more berries the necromancer can reap at once, thus making it less efficient to harvest them often.
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TL;DR: Make doing the job right interesting for the necromancers.
Raising undead isn't simple. It harnesses some magical power from very weird places on the other side of the Existential Plane, and thus has some interesting side-effects.
One of them is resultant of the prolonged contact of the once living mind with the now undead body. This is something the universe actively fights against, trying to correct itself and pull it back in the regular state of normality. This manifestation of the "will of the universe" happens in the forms of Deathberries, small, crystalline growths that grow inside the body of intelligent, fully restored undead - and only them. More so, stress and unhappiness seem to stunt the growth of these things, so you can't exactly farm them. You have to do it right - a proper restoration, followed by a proper maturation period.
For the normal populace, those berries are worthless. For the necromancers, however, they can be used to fuel all sorts of different magic, and even be used to simplify the creation of other undead. All in all, the berries are stored potential, waiting to be harnessed.
This creates a interesting situation for the necromancers.
They have to give maintenance to their undead clients every once in a while, so they may ask to harvest the Deathberries during the restoration ritual in exchange for a hefty discount on the prices. Since the berries only grow on "healthy undead", they have a very strong incentive to keep their clients satisfied and properly treated so they keep coming for more. The better job the necromancer does, more they will reap later on when their client comes back. The more time is allowed between the rituals, the more berries the necromancer can reap at once, thus making it less efficient to harvest them often.
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TL;DR: Make doing the job right interesting for the necromancers.
Raising undead isn't simple. It harnesses some magical power from very weird places on the other side of the Existential Plane, and thus has some interesting side-effects.
One of them is resultant of the prolonged contact of the once living mind with the now undead body. This is something the universe actively fights against, trying to correct itself and pull it back in the regular state of normality. This manifestation of the "will of the universe" happens in the forms of Deathberries, small, crystalline growths that grow inside the body of intelligent, fully restored undead - and only them. More so, stress and unhappiness seem to stunt the growth of these things, so you can't exactly farm them. You have to do it right - a proper restoration, followed by a proper maturation period.
For the normal populace, those berries are worthless. For the necromancers, however, they can be used to fuel all sorts of different magic, and even be used to simplify the creation of other undead. All in all, the berries are stored potential, waiting to be harnessed.
This creates a interesting situation for the necromancers.
They have to give maintenance to their undead clients every once in a while, so they may ask to harvest the Deathberries during the restoration ritual in exchange for a hefty discount on the prices. Since the berries only grow on "healthy undead", they have a very strong incentive to keep their clients satisfied and properly treated so they keep coming for more. The better job the necromancer does, more they will reap later on when their client comes back. The more time is allowed between the rituals, the more berries the necromancer can reap at once, thus making it less efficient to harvest them often.
TL;DR: Make doing the job right interesting for the necromancers.
Raising undead isn't simple. It harnesses some magical power from very weird places on the other side of the Existential Plane, and thus has some interesting side-effects.
One of them is resultant of the prolonged contact of the once living mind with the now undead body. This is something the universe actively fights against, trying to correct itself and pull it back in the regular state of normality. This manifestation of the "will of the universe" happens in the forms of Deathberries, small, crystalline growths that grow inside the body of intelligent, fully restored undead - and only them. More so, stress and unhappiness seem to stunt the growth of these things, so you can't exactly farm them. You have to do it right - a proper restoration, followed by a proper maturation period.
For the normal populace, those berries are worthless. For the necromancers, however, they can be used to fuel all sorts of different magic, and even be used to simplify the creation of other undead. All in all, the berries are stored potential, waiting to be harnessed.
This creates a interesting situation for the necromancers.
They have to give maintenance to their undead clients every once in a while, so they may ask to harvest the Deathberries during the restoration ritual in exchange for a hefty discount on the prices. Since the berries only grow on "healthy undead", they have a very strong incentive to keep their clients satisfied and properly treated so they keep coming for more. The better job the necromancer does, more they will reap later on when their client comes back. The more time is allowed between the rituals, the more berries the necromancer can reap at once, thus making it less efficient to harvest them often.
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They're licensed practitioners, the easy way to deal with licensed practitioners who breach the terms of their license is to revoke said license.
The usual ombudsman service should suffice. There's no reason why what works for telecommunications and water supplies shouldn't work for necromancy services after all.
Perhaps they're also in need of a trade association, to assist them in showing that they're reputable practitioners and in setting reasonable prices for their services.
Does It work for telecommunications?!?!
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@T.Sar, yep, it means the service we get in the UK is just a bit crap rather than downright criminal.
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They're licensed practitioners, the easy way to deal with licensed practitioners who breach the terms of their license is to revoke said license.
The usual ombudsman service should suffice. There's no reason why what works for telecommunications and water supplies shouldn't work for necromancy services after all.
Perhaps they're also in need of a trade association, to assist them in showing that they're reputable practitioners and in setting reasonable prices for their services.
Does It work for telecommunications?!?!
– T. Sar
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@T.Sar, yep, it means the service we get in the UK is just a bit crap rather than downright criminal.
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They're licensed practitioners, the easy way to deal with licensed practitioners who breach the terms of their license is to revoke said license.
The usual ombudsman service should suffice. There's no reason why what works for telecommunications and water supplies shouldn't work for necromancy services after all.
Perhaps they're also in need of a trade association, to assist them in showing that they're reputable practitioners and in setting reasonable prices for their services.
They're licensed practitioners, the easy way to deal with licensed practitioners who breach the terms of their license is to revoke said license.
The usual ombudsman service should suffice. There's no reason why what works for telecommunications and water supplies shouldn't work for necromancy services after all.
Perhaps they're also in need of a trade association, to assist them in showing that they're reputable practitioners and in setting reasonable prices for their services.
answered 10 hours ago
Separatrix
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Does It work for telecommunications?!?!
– T. Sar
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@T.Sar, yep, it means the service we get in the UK is just a bit crap rather than downright criminal.
– Separatrix
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Does It work for telecommunications?!?!
– T. Sar
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@T.Sar, yep, it means the service we get in the UK is just a bit crap rather than downright criminal.
– Separatrix
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Does It work for telecommunications?!?!
– T. Sar
8 hours ago
Does It work for telecommunications?!?!
– T. Sar
8 hours ago
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@T.Sar, yep, it means the service we get in the UK is just a bit crap rather than downright criminal.
– Separatrix
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@T.Sar, yep, it means the service we get in the UK is just a bit crap rather than downright criminal.
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Encourage competition, and make sure that antitrust laws are respected
Capitalism to the rescue!
It seems most problems you worry about are caused by necromancers either asking for outrageous fees, or deliberately performing subpar services to be able to demand fees more often.
However, if there is a healthy competition between them, they are forced to work for reasonable fees and provide adequate services, otherwise clients will go to competing necromancers.
This reminds me of shady car repair shops which deliberately do poor repairs so you will need them more often. If there are better and more honest repair shops in the area (and their reputation spreads), they will drive the shady ones out of business.
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Encourage competition, and make sure that antitrust laws are respected
Capitalism to the rescue!
It seems most problems you worry about are caused by necromancers either asking for outrageous fees, or deliberately performing subpar services to be able to demand fees more often.
However, if there is a healthy competition between them, they are forced to work for reasonable fees and provide adequate services, otherwise clients will go to competing necromancers.
This reminds me of shady car repair shops which deliberately do poor repairs so you will need them more often. If there are better and more honest repair shops in the area (and their reputation spreads), they will drive the shady ones out of business.
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Encourage competition, and make sure that antitrust laws are respected
Capitalism to the rescue!
It seems most problems you worry about are caused by necromancers either asking for outrageous fees, or deliberately performing subpar services to be able to demand fees more often.
However, if there is a healthy competition between them, they are forced to work for reasonable fees and provide adequate services, otherwise clients will go to competing necromancers.
This reminds me of shady car repair shops which deliberately do poor repairs so you will need them more often. If there are better and more honest repair shops in the area (and their reputation spreads), they will drive the shady ones out of business.
Encourage competition, and make sure that antitrust laws are respected
Capitalism to the rescue!
It seems most problems you worry about are caused by necromancers either asking for outrageous fees, or deliberately performing subpar services to be able to demand fees more often.
However, if there is a healthy competition between them, they are forced to work for reasonable fees and provide adequate services, otherwise clients will go to competing necromancers.
This reminds me of shady car repair shops which deliberately do poor repairs so you will need them more often. If there are better and more honest repair shops in the area (and their reputation spreads), they will drive the shady ones out of business.
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Depends whether or not you want to be re-elected as president
The first solution that came to mind (not sure what that says about me) is to gather up a group of necromancers. Before they enter dress each one into exactly identical clothing and cover up every feature that tells them apart. Kill off about half of the necromancers and let the other halve resurrect them. Since they get resurrected with all their previous skills they should still be able to resurrect others. Kill off the other halve and repeat the process. The newly resurrected necromancers should have no other choice than to do exactly as their fine leader tells them.
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Why? If they've resurrected each without the magical input of the leader they needn't be loyal to them in any way.
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The first solution that came to mind (not sure what that says about me) is to gather up a group of necromancers. Before they enter dress each one into exactly identical clothing and cover up every feature that tells them apart. Kill off about half of the necromancers and let the other halve resurrect them. Since they get resurrected with all their previous skills they should still be able to resurrect others. Kill off the other halve and repeat the process. The newly resurrected necromancers should have no other choice than to do exactly as their fine leader tells them.
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Why? If they've resurrected each without the magical input of the leader they needn't be loyal to them in any way.
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The first solution that came to mind (not sure what that says about me) is to gather up a group of necromancers. Before they enter dress each one into exactly identical clothing and cover up every feature that tells them apart. Kill off about half of the necromancers and let the other halve resurrect them. Since they get resurrected with all their previous skills they should still be able to resurrect others. Kill off the other halve and repeat the process. The newly resurrected necromancers should have no other choice than to do exactly as their fine leader tells them.
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Depends whether or not you want to be re-elected as president
The first solution that came to mind (not sure what that says about me) is to gather up a group of necromancers. Before they enter dress each one into exactly identical clothing and cover up every feature that tells them apart. Kill off about half of the necromancers and let the other halve resurrect them. Since they get resurrected with all their previous skills they should still be able to resurrect others. Kill off the other halve and repeat the process. The newly resurrected necromancers should have no other choice than to do exactly as their fine leader tells them.
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Why? If they've resurrected each without the magical input of the leader they needn't be loyal to them in any way.
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Why? If they've resurrected each without the magical input of the leader they needn't be loyal to them in any way.
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Why? If they've resurrected each without the magical input of the leader they needn't be loyal to them in any way.
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Why? If they've resurrected each without the magical input of the leader they needn't be loyal to them in any way.
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Since you're presumably a leader of the conservative party, you can encourage the Necromancer Guild to regulate itself. Allow necromancers to create state by state Revival Bar Associations, allow the public to rate the necromancers on Yelp, and even allow newly revived subjects to rate their revival experience. The guilds will eventually publish good revival guidelines and tariffs can be placed on foreign H-1B zombies in order to encourage ethical young wizards to enter the necromancy marketplace.
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Since you're presumably a leader of the conservative party, you can encourage the Necromancer Guild to regulate itself. Allow necromancers to create state by state Revival Bar Associations, allow the public to rate the necromancers on Yelp, and even allow newly revived subjects to rate their revival experience. The guilds will eventually publish good revival guidelines and tariffs can be placed on foreign H-1B zombies in order to encourage ethical young wizards to enter the necromancy marketplace.
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Since you're presumably a leader of the conservative party, you can encourage the Necromancer Guild to regulate itself. Allow necromancers to create state by state Revival Bar Associations, allow the public to rate the necromancers on Yelp, and even allow newly revived subjects to rate their revival experience. The guilds will eventually publish good revival guidelines and tariffs can be placed on foreign H-1B zombies in order to encourage ethical young wizards to enter the necromancy marketplace.
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Since you're presumably a leader of the conservative party, you can encourage the Necromancer Guild to regulate itself. Allow necromancers to create state by state Revival Bar Associations, allow the public to rate the necromancers on Yelp, and even allow newly revived subjects to rate their revival experience. The guilds will eventually publish good revival guidelines and tariffs can be placed on foreign H-1B zombies in order to encourage ethical young wizards to enter the necromancy marketplace.
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There exists many quality laws in the european union, like how much curving is allowed to a banana to be selled there. Why not making one for the undead.
§ 08/15 The undead goods
The necromancer has to guarantee the live of his undead for 3 months. If the undead is dying earlier the customer, gets another for free or the full price back.
If the undead is damaged due to customer actions the warranty expires.
If the undead doesn't fit with the description (skills, power, knowlegde) the customer can return him for the full price.
The customer can always prolongue the contract, to the same price. No highering of the price is allowed. If the necromancer (business) sales the first month, it has to be especially stated, but isn't acknowledged as highering of the price.
If the necromancer (business) cannot provide the services anymore, the customer beomes the money refunded.
Hope this helps :)
How would #4 work with inflation?
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There exists many quality laws in the european union, like how much curving is allowed to a banana to be selled there. Why not making one for the undead.
§ 08/15 The undead goods
The necromancer has to guarantee the live of his undead for 3 months. If the undead is dying earlier the customer, gets another for free or the full price back.
If the undead is damaged due to customer actions the warranty expires.
If the undead doesn't fit with the description (skills, power, knowlegde) the customer can return him for the full price.
The customer can always prolongue the contract, to the same price. No highering of the price is allowed. If the necromancer (business) sales the first month, it has to be especially stated, but isn't acknowledged as highering of the price.
If the necromancer (business) cannot provide the services anymore, the customer beomes the money refunded.
Hope this helps :)
How would #4 work with inflation?
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There exists many quality laws in the european union, like how much curving is allowed to a banana to be selled there. Why not making one for the undead.
§ 08/15 The undead goods
The necromancer has to guarantee the live of his undead for 3 months. If the undead is dying earlier the customer, gets another for free or the full price back.
If the undead is damaged due to customer actions the warranty expires.
If the undead doesn't fit with the description (skills, power, knowlegde) the customer can return him for the full price.
The customer can always prolongue the contract, to the same price. No highering of the price is allowed. If the necromancer (business) sales the first month, it has to be especially stated, but isn't acknowledged as highering of the price.
If the necromancer (business) cannot provide the services anymore, the customer beomes the money refunded.
Hope this helps :)
There exists many quality laws in the european union, like how much curving is allowed to a banana to be selled there. Why not making one for the undead.
§ 08/15 The undead goods
The necromancer has to guarantee the live of his undead for 3 months. If the undead is dying earlier the customer, gets another for free or the full price back.
If the undead is damaged due to customer actions the warranty expires.
If the undead doesn't fit with the description (skills, power, knowlegde) the customer can return him for the full price.
The customer can always prolongue the contract, to the same price. No highering of the price is allowed. If the necromancer (business) sales the first month, it has to be especially stated, but isn't acknowledged as highering of the price.
If the necromancer (business) cannot provide the services anymore, the customer beomes the money refunded.
Hope this helps :)
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How would #4 work with inflation?
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How would #4 work with inflation?
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How would #4 work with inflation?
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How would #4 work with inflation?
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If you were a reasonable person who believed in a free and open market: nothing.
So what if some cut rate necromancer is charging an arm and a leg for their services?!? Don’t pay! The worst thing that happens is you die, and then your family (or better yet, estate) can hire a better, cheaper, and/or more reputable necromancer.
Those dodgey necromancers get shitty yelp reviews and the open market quickly deals with the problem. Sure, there will be some cut rate necromancers preying on the poor with no other options, but still better than being dead, right?
And of course, being the leader of the free world, you can offer the very best of services to those who sign up to a decade or two of completely voluntary military service!
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If you were a reasonable person who believed in a free and open market: nothing.
So what if some cut rate necromancer is charging an arm and a leg for their services?!? Don’t pay! The worst thing that happens is you die, and then your family (or better yet, estate) can hire a better, cheaper, and/or more reputable necromancer.
Those dodgey necromancers get shitty yelp reviews and the open market quickly deals with the problem. Sure, there will be some cut rate necromancers preying on the poor with no other options, but still better than being dead, right?
And of course, being the leader of the free world, you can offer the very best of services to those who sign up to a decade or two of completely voluntary military service!
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If you were a reasonable person who believed in a free and open market: nothing.
So what if some cut rate necromancer is charging an arm and a leg for their services?!? Don’t pay! The worst thing that happens is you die, and then your family (or better yet, estate) can hire a better, cheaper, and/or more reputable necromancer.
Those dodgey necromancers get shitty yelp reviews and the open market quickly deals with the problem. Sure, there will be some cut rate necromancers preying on the poor with no other options, but still better than being dead, right?
And of course, being the leader of the free world, you can offer the very best of services to those who sign up to a decade or two of completely voluntary military service!
If you were a reasonable person who believed in a free and open market: nothing.
So what if some cut rate necromancer is charging an arm and a leg for their services?!? Don’t pay! The worst thing that happens is you die, and then your family (or better yet, estate) can hire a better, cheaper, and/or more reputable necromancer.
Those dodgey necromancers get shitty yelp reviews and the open market quickly deals with the problem. Sure, there will be some cut rate necromancers preying on the poor with no other options, but still better than being dead, right?
And of course, being the leader of the free world, you can offer the very best of services to those who sign up to a decade or two of completely voluntary military service!
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- Control the resources used by the ritual itself.
- Register every individual that has been resurrected.
- Certification requires training.
- Resources are only acquirable by certified individuals with a strong cross-check on stock vs resurected.
- Enforce compulsory Warranties such as the resurrected must remain "alive", pass "psychological" examinations, and not have certain deterioration for at least x days - foregoing alternate reasons for failing such as a car crash.
- Criminalise certain practices such as raising mindless zombies, resurrection without a licence, carrying resurrection materials without authorisation.
- Fortify cemitaries, and morgues.
- Permit and establish support groups and unions for both the professionals, and the patients. This provides oversight, and a sense of community.
- Provide public system resurrection, with a set price. Permit private-system resurrections, they will have to be "better" to get clients.
- Require resurrections to be performed in front of other (frequently rotated) necromancers.
Just a few thoughts.
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- Control the resources used by the ritual itself.
- Register every individual that has been resurrected.
- Certification requires training.
- Resources are only acquirable by certified individuals with a strong cross-check on stock vs resurected.
- Enforce compulsory Warranties such as the resurrected must remain "alive", pass "psychological" examinations, and not have certain deterioration for at least x days - foregoing alternate reasons for failing such as a car crash.
- Criminalise certain practices such as raising mindless zombies, resurrection without a licence, carrying resurrection materials without authorisation.
- Fortify cemitaries, and morgues.
- Permit and establish support groups and unions for both the professionals, and the patients. This provides oversight, and a sense of community.
- Provide public system resurrection, with a set price. Permit private-system resurrections, they will have to be "better" to get clients.
- Require resurrections to be performed in front of other (frequently rotated) necromancers.
Just a few thoughts.
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- Control the resources used by the ritual itself.
- Register every individual that has been resurrected.
- Certification requires training.
- Resources are only acquirable by certified individuals with a strong cross-check on stock vs resurected.
- Enforce compulsory Warranties such as the resurrected must remain "alive", pass "psychological" examinations, and not have certain deterioration for at least x days - foregoing alternate reasons for failing such as a car crash.
- Criminalise certain practices such as raising mindless zombies, resurrection without a licence, carrying resurrection materials without authorisation.
- Fortify cemitaries, and morgues.
- Permit and establish support groups and unions for both the professionals, and the patients. This provides oversight, and a sense of community.
- Provide public system resurrection, with a set price. Permit private-system resurrections, they will have to be "better" to get clients.
- Require resurrections to be performed in front of other (frequently rotated) necromancers.
Just a few thoughts.
- Control the resources used by the ritual itself.
- Register every individual that has been resurrected.
- Certification requires training.
- Resources are only acquirable by certified individuals with a strong cross-check on stock vs resurected.
- Enforce compulsory Warranties such as the resurrected must remain "alive", pass "psychological" examinations, and not have certain deterioration for at least x days - foregoing alternate reasons for failing such as a car crash.
- Criminalise certain practices such as raising mindless zombies, resurrection without a licence, carrying resurrection materials without authorisation.
- Fortify cemitaries, and morgues.
- Permit and establish support groups and unions for both the professionals, and the patients. This provides oversight, and a sense of community.
- Provide public system resurrection, with a set price. Permit private-system resurrections, they will have to be "better" to get clients.
- Require resurrections to be performed in front of other (frequently rotated) necromancers.
Just a few thoughts.
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If the legal system and economy is controlled by the far Right, then the Free Market will regulate the necromancers.
No one will pay for a half-assed job or one that doesn't last long enough, once they discover that the company they were thinking of using will not do what they advertise. I mean, wouldn't you check the company's Yelp rating before you get started? Every review comes from an honest customer (right?).
If you're unlucky (stupid) enough to be one of the first customers of a new company that doesn't do what they promised, you can always sue them. Since the legal system is also regulated by the Free Market, you will get the very best attorney you can afford. And so will the mega-corporation you're suing. All the judges will be the very best money can...I mean the best at legal stuff.
There will be no bias in the system because the Free Market fixes all ills. If you're dumb enough to pick a bad company, that's on you. Pick a better one next time a loved one dies.
This is the best answer and will fix everything. Or did you want an answer with suggestions that will actually work?
If Brazil is an example for anything, people will pay for a half-assed job that doesn't last long enough if they are even marginally cheaper. Or offer cookies. Or is somehow linked to their church. Or because it says "gluten-free necromancy" on their front window. Free Market works if you have a non-stupid populace, which is unfortunately not the case most of the time.
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..And I may have missed a bit of sarcasm there, I think. Hm.
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A bit of sarcasm? No way. I was going for full-frontal sarcasm.
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If the legal system and economy is controlled by the far Right, then the Free Market will regulate the necromancers.
No one will pay for a half-assed job or one that doesn't last long enough, once they discover that the company they were thinking of using will not do what they advertise. I mean, wouldn't you check the company's Yelp rating before you get started? Every review comes from an honest customer (right?).
If you're unlucky (stupid) enough to be one of the first customers of a new company that doesn't do what they promised, you can always sue them. Since the legal system is also regulated by the Free Market, you will get the very best attorney you can afford. And so will the mega-corporation you're suing. All the judges will be the very best money can...I mean the best at legal stuff.
There will be no bias in the system because the Free Market fixes all ills. If you're dumb enough to pick a bad company, that's on you. Pick a better one next time a loved one dies.
This is the best answer and will fix everything. Or did you want an answer with suggestions that will actually work?
If Brazil is an example for anything, people will pay for a half-assed job that doesn't last long enough if they are even marginally cheaper. Or offer cookies. Or is somehow linked to their church. Or because it says "gluten-free necromancy" on their front window. Free Market works if you have a non-stupid populace, which is unfortunately not the case most of the time.
– T. Sar
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..And I may have missed a bit of sarcasm there, I think. Hm.
– T. Sar
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A bit of sarcasm? No way. I was going for full-frontal sarcasm.
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If the legal system and economy is controlled by the far Right, then the Free Market will regulate the necromancers.
No one will pay for a half-assed job or one that doesn't last long enough, once they discover that the company they were thinking of using will not do what they advertise. I mean, wouldn't you check the company's Yelp rating before you get started? Every review comes from an honest customer (right?).
If you're unlucky (stupid) enough to be one of the first customers of a new company that doesn't do what they promised, you can always sue them. Since the legal system is also regulated by the Free Market, you will get the very best attorney you can afford. And so will the mega-corporation you're suing. All the judges will be the very best money can...I mean the best at legal stuff.
There will be no bias in the system because the Free Market fixes all ills. If you're dumb enough to pick a bad company, that's on you. Pick a better one next time a loved one dies.
This is the best answer and will fix everything. Or did you want an answer with suggestions that will actually work?
If the legal system and economy is controlled by the far Right, then the Free Market will regulate the necromancers.
No one will pay for a half-assed job or one that doesn't last long enough, once they discover that the company they were thinking of using will not do what they advertise. I mean, wouldn't you check the company's Yelp rating before you get started? Every review comes from an honest customer (right?).
If you're unlucky (stupid) enough to be one of the first customers of a new company that doesn't do what they promised, you can always sue them. Since the legal system is also regulated by the Free Market, you will get the very best attorney you can afford. And so will the mega-corporation you're suing. All the judges will be the very best money can...I mean the best at legal stuff.
There will be no bias in the system because the Free Market fixes all ills. If you're dumb enough to pick a bad company, that's on you. Pick a better one next time a loved one dies.
This is the best answer and will fix everything. Or did you want an answer with suggestions that will actually work?
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If Brazil is an example for anything, people will pay for a half-assed job that doesn't last long enough if they are even marginally cheaper. Or offer cookies. Or is somehow linked to their church. Or because it says "gluten-free necromancy" on their front window. Free Market works if you have a non-stupid populace, which is unfortunately not the case most of the time.
– T. Sar
7 hours ago
..And I may have missed a bit of sarcasm there, I think. Hm.
– T. Sar
7 hours ago
A bit of sarcasm? No way. I was going for full-frontal sarcasm.
– Cyn
5 hours ago
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If Brazil is an example for anything, people will pay for a half-assed job that doesn't last long enough if they are even marginally cheaper. Or offer cookies. Or is somehow linked to their church. Or because it says "gluten-free necromancy" on their front window. Free Market works if you have a non-stupid populace, which is unfortunately not the case most of the time.
– T. Sar
7 hours ago
..And I may have missed a bit of sarcasm there, I think. Hm.
– T. Sar
7 hours ago
A bit of sarcasm? No way. I was going for full-frontal sarcasm.
– Cyn
5 hours ago
If Brazil is an example for anything, people will pay for a half-assed job that doesn't last long enough if they are even marginally cheaper. Or offer cookies. Or is somehow linked to their church. Or because it says "gluten-free necromancy" on their front window. Free Market works if you have a non-stupid populace, which is unfortunately not the case most of the time.
– T. Sar
7 hours ago
If Brazil is an example for anything, people will pay for a half-assed job that doesn't last long enough if they are even marginally cheaper. Or offer cookies. Or is somehow linked to their church. Or because it says "gluten-free necromancy" on their front window. Free Market works if you have a non-stupid populace, which is unfortunately not the case most of the time.
– T. Sar
7 hours ago
..And I may have missed a bit of sarcasm there, I think. Hm.
– T. Sar
7 hours ago
..And I may have missed a bit of sarcasm there, I think. Hm.
– T. Sar
7 hours ago
A bit of sarcasm? No way. I was going for full-frontal sarcasm.
– Cyn
5 hours ago
A bit of sarcasm? No way. I was going for full-frontal sarcasm.
– Cyn
5 hours ago
add a comment |
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Aren't responsible business practices another rant from the lamestream media?
– L.Dutch♦
10 hours ago
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If you want to regulate necromancers, then you probably shouldn't have enshrined a right to practice in the 103rd Amendment. Seems like that's going to be interpreted as an absolute. Instead, the amendment should specify the actual individual rights that are being proscribed (or created), and let the Congress handle the details of implementation and regulation. Note that any voting rights of the dead should be specified in the amendment.
– user535733
10 hours ago
-1 not enough ALL CAPS.
– Nic Hartley
7 hours ago
Besides @user535733's points, you're going to need a DNR (Do Not Resuscitate) equivalent, or extend it to cover necromancy. I might not want to come back! And this does strange things to the death penalty, possibly. There was one Sci-Fi short story I read (thought it was Zahn, but I can't recall), where (chemically/electronically) raised zombies were a thing, and used as movie extras/assembly line robots/pleasure bots - big companies were just buying the rights from poor families, or putting it into employment contracts...
– Clockwork-Muse
7 hours ago
Replace "necromancer" with "contractor" or "mechanic", and "zombie" with the appropriate noun, and you already have a good model of how things will shake out.
– Nuclear Wang
5 hours ago